something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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