We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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