that's an acceptable place to lick
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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