I wanna bring you to show and tell
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We're not piercing ourselves today.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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