girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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