One girl and one boy is just not enough.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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