did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
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It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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