Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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