Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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