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I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?

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(313): I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can? http://tfl.nu/psgn

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i turned job hunting into a drinking game..

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(651): i turned job hunting into a drinking game.. http://tfl.nu/xroj

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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.

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(404): Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio. http://tfl.nu/i1ck

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I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets

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(650): I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets http://tfl.nu/bg6i

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As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?

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(702): As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation? http://tfl.nu/6nb1

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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand

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(207): you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand http://tfl.nu/om9i

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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

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Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

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(914): Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem (914): Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty. http://tfl.nu/8j05

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If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.

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(225): If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/axif

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I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.

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(937): I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him. http://tfl.nu/k4ub

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This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.

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(316): This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc. http://tfl.nu/hh26

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(315): View more from New York

He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.

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(315): He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like. http://tfl.nu/nq61

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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers

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I can't see you

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I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche

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(847): I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers (847): I can't see you (847): I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche http://tfl.nu/kp05

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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.

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(931): Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever. http://tfl.nu/3e6h

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I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.

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(614): I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that. http://tfl.nu/ugav

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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?

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(832): I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going? http://tfl.nu/o7kr

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