Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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