Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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