I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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