BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize