People in love make me want to vomit
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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