And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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