New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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