Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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