What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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