so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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