if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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