I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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