I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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