Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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