when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
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The air was thick with penises
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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its like you know when i get waxed
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