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we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Everclear isn't food dammit
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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