did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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