She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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