so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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