Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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