Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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