Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
What drink are we having for lunch?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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