great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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