can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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