Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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