Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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