Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
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my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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