She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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