its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I supernannyed him into submission
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize