You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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