It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I FOUND THE LEGS
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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