he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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