If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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