Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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