my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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