wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
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Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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