So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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