I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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