Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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I'm way too hungover for life right now
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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