isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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